johnhutch ([info]johnhutch) wrote,

My Letter to Mixed Nuts Productions

As discovered by Mandy, the trailer of their film Township had me seeing red. Something had to be done:
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These "films" are straight out of an after-school special on the dangers of rotten film-making. The over-the-top seriousness of your page and presentation only further add to the wholesome lifetime-network hilarity of it all, like the fevered nightmare of a sheltered housewife on an adavan binge. I can think of but one major motivator for someone to screen this garbage to friends and family (and survive the ensuing humiliation): syphilis.

My deepest condolences to you.

Your technical skill notwithstanding, I hope you learn to write outside the tired cliches we all lived and learned to love (and then hate, then love again, if only out of hatred), a loving hatred (or hateful love) eclipsed only by my enmity for thee, Mixed Nuts Productions.

Sincerely,
Johnhutch

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[info]ack_attack

July 19 2005, 13:51:42 UTC 6 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

what the hell is this??????? does mr. bouchard act now? his name is jimmy? hahahahahahahahahahaha i want to see this thing. it is redunkulous.
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